[BITList] Fwd: Modern Canadian problems

[John Feltham]

ooroo

Sent from my iPad in the Netherlands.

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> Ah, another politically correct Winter in Canada ---2018.... What a morning...
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> 8:00 --  I made a snowman.
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> 8:10 --  A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
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> 8:15 --  So I made a snow woman as well.
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> 8:17 --  The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
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> 8:20 ---  The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
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> 8:25 --  The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
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> 8:28 --  I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
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> 8:31 --  The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a head scarf.
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> 8:35  --  A First  Nations group stopped and said that the project had been built on what was once their traditional lands without their consultation and approval. They wanted an apology and compensation. 
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> 8:40 --  Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
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> 8:42 --   I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.  Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass" 
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> 8:52 ---  My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am  blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
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> 9:00 ---  I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble at this sensitive time.
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> 9:10 --  I am asked if I have any accomplices.
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> 9:29 --  ISIS just claimed responsibility.
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