[BITList] Fwd: A COLD BEER

[John Feltham]

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> An Indian, a Maori, a Muslim and an  Australian were walking along an Australian beach when the Maori stumbled over a  bottle in the sand.  He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and  a Genie  appeared.
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>  "I can only grant four wishes" the Genie  said.  "Since there are four of you, you may have one wish a piece  !"
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>  Pointing to the Maori, he said, "Since  you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."
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>  The Maori thought for a moment, then  said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take  them back to our homeland of Aotearoa"
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>  Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships  appeared on the skyline
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>  The Indian said, "I wish for enough  aircraft to take all fellow Indians back to our homeland!"
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>  Poof! It was done! Row after row of  aircraft filled the sky.
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>  The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred  thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country  infested with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve the  Prophet Allah."
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>  Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand  camels suddenly appeared on the beach.
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>  Turning to the Australian, the Genie  asked, "And what is your wish?"
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>  The Aussie watched as the loaded  aircraft began moving toward the runway, then looked out to sea and watched the  loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims  getting on top of the camels and riding off.
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>  He said, "Look mate, just give me a cold  beer. It really doesn't get any better than this!
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