[BITList] Fwd: Retired men are deep thinkers

[michael J Feltham]

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>>>> I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
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>>>> The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said "Nothing."  
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>>>> The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"  At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
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>>>> Finally, I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?  Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
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>>>> Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.  Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion.  
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>>>> A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
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>>>> On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
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>>>> I rest my case.  Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.
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