[BITList] Earth Shattering Thoughts

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                    *PONDERISMS*

                            1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods
                            until I learned that most people die of
                            natural causes.

                            2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . .
                            The quick and the dead.

                            3- Life is sexually transmitted.

                            4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible
                            rate at which one can die.

                            *5- The only difference between a rut and a
                            grave is the depth.*

                            6- Health nuts are going to feel stupid
                            someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

                            *7- Have you noticed since everyone has a
                            cell phone these days no one talks about
                            seeing UFOs like they used to?*

                            8- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing
                            again.

                            *9- All of us could take a lesson from the
                            weather. It pays no attention to criticism.*

                            *10- In the 60's, people took acid to make
                            the world weird. Now the world is weird and
                            people take Prozac to make it normal.*

                            *11- How is it one careless match can start
                            a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
                            start a campfire?*

                            *12- Who was the first person to look at a
                            cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these
                            dangly things and drink whatever comes out'?
                            Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .*

                            13- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
                            why is there a song about him?

                            *14- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room
                            when you get undressed if they are going to
                            look up there anyway?*

                            *16- If corn oil is made from corn, and
                            vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then
                            what is baby oil made from?*

                            17- Do illiterate people get the full effect
                            of Alphabet Soup?

                            18- Does pushing the elevator button more
                            than once make it arrive faster?

                            < o:p>

                            *19- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of
                            the bottle?*

                            *20- Do you ever wonder why you gave me your
                            email address?*

                            	

                            	


	




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