[BITList] Physical Therapy

[FA]

Two women were playing golf.  One teed off and watched in horror as her 
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

She yelled, “Fore!!”  But it was too late.  The ball hit one of the 
men.  He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to 
the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. 
“Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could 
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,” she told him.

“It’s okay, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a few minutes,” the man 
replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his 
hands at his groin.  At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her 
to help.  She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, 
loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and 
artful massage for several long moments and asked, “How does that 
feel?”“It feels great,” he replied, “but I still think my thumb's broken!”





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