[BITList] A Jewish chuckle

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>>                 *Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink
>>                 when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to
>>                 him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig
>>                 and menacingly says,*
>>
>>                 *Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it?" Moshe
>>                 burst into tears.**
>>                 Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd
>>                 CRY.*
>>
>>                 *I can’t stand to see a man crying. What’s your
>>                 problem?"*
>>
>>                 *"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says.*
>>
>>                 *"I'm a complete failure.*
>>
>>                 *I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.*
>>
>>                 *When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had
>>                 been stolen and I don't have any insurance.*
>>
>>                 *I left my wallet in the cab I took home.*
>>
>>                 *I found my wife in bed with the postman and then my
>>                 dog bit me."*
>>
>>                 *"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put
>>                 an end to it all.*
>>
>>                 *I buy a drink; drop a capsule in and sit here
>>                 watching the poison dissolve;*
>>
>>                 *then you show up and drink the whole thing!*
>>
>>                 *"But enough about me, how's your day going?"*
>>



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