[BITList] Ha ha!!

[michael J Feltham]

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> A Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
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> This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
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> ... When fish are in a school, they sometimes take debate.
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> ... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
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> ... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
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> ... The flat batteries were given out free of charge.
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> ... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
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> ... A will is a dead giveaway.
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> ... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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> ... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
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> ... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
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> ... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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> ... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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> ... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
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> ... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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> ... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
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> ... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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> ... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
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> ... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
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> And the cream of the twisted crop:​​
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> ... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
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> ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN, IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE!
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> ooroo
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