[BITList] Best answers ever

[michael J Feltham]

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> 6 OF THE BEST SMART ARSE ANSWERS EVER
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> SMART ARSE ANSWER 6
> It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:  
> "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 
> "What are my choices?" the man asked.  
> "Yes or no," she replied. 
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> SMART ARSE ANSWER 5
> A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.  
> She asked a passing assistant, "Do these Chickens get any bigger?" 
> The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."  
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> SMART ARSE ANSWER 4
> The policeman got out of his car and the Teenager he stopped for speeding rolled down his window  
> "I've been waiting for you all day," the Cop said.  
> The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."  
> When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 
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> SMART ARSE ANSWER 3
> A truckie was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead." 
> Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it ..
> Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.
> The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?" 
> The lorry driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!" 
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> SMART ARSE ANSWER 2
> A teacher at West Australian University reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. 
> "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
> I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!" 
> A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
> The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
> "Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”
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> SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR
> Telephone rings, woman answers. 
> Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?" 
> Woman replies, "Yes, I have.. He's watching the rugby .... Who shall I say is calling?"
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