[BITList] IT'S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION

[John Feltham]

Sometimes you just hear what you WANT to hear.

 
At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
 
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, 
 
"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".
 
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"
 
A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429."