[BITList] SUCH IS LIFE-OR WISH IT COULD BE

[michael J Feltham]

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>         A man was sick and tired 
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>        of going to work every day 
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>       while his wife stayed home.
> He wanted her to see 
> what he went  through so he prayed:
> 'Dear Lord:
> I go to work every day and put
> in 8 hours while my wife
> merely stays at home.
> I want her to know what
> I go through.
> So, please allow her body to
> switch with mine for a day. 
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> ' 
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> God, in his infinite wisdom,
> granted the man's wish.
> The next morning, sure enough,
> the man awoke as a woman...
> He arose, cooked breakfast
> for his mate,
> Awakened the kids,
> Set out their school clothes,
> Fed them breakfast,
> Packed their lunches,
> Drove them to school,
> Came home and picked
> up the dry cleaning,
> Took it to the cleaners
> And stopped at the bank
> to make a deposit, 
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> Went grocery shopping,
> Then drove home to put
> away the groceries, 
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> Paid the bills and balanced
> the check book.
> He cleaned the cat's litter box
> and bathed the dog..
> Then, it was already 1 P.M.
> And he hurried to make the beds,
> Do the laundry, vacuum,
> Dust, And sweep and mop
> the kitchen floor.
> Ran to the school to pick up
> the kids and got into an argument
> with them on the way home.
> Set out milk and cookies and
> got the kids organized to do
> their homework.
> Then, set up the ironing board
> and watched TV while he
> did the ironing.
> At 4:30 he began peeling
> potatoes and washing
> vegetables for salad,
> breaded the pork chops
> and snapped
> fresh beans for supper. 
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> After supper,
> He cleaned the kitchen,
> Ran the dishwasher,
> Folded laundry,
> Bathed the kids, And put
> them to bed.
> At 9 P.M. He was exhausted
> and, though his daily chores
> weren't finished, he went to
> bed where he was expected to
> make love, which he managed
> to get through without complaint. 
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> The next morning, he awoke
> And immediately knelt by the
> bed and said: -
> Lord, I don't know what
> I was thinking.
> I was so wrong to envy my
> wife's being able to stay
> home all day.
> Please, Oh! Please,
> let us trade back.. Amen!' 
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 
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> "My son, I feel you have
> learned your lesson and
> I will be happy to change
> things back to the way
> they were.
> But you'll have to wait
> nine months, though. 
> You got pregnant last night" 
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> Don't tell God you've got BIG Problems
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> Tell your problems you've got a BIG GOD ]
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