[BITList] The New Car Purchase!

michael J Feltham ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Sat Mar 11 07:57:56 GMT 2017



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> The New Car Purchase!
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> A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.
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> The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
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> The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
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> Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.
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> "There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."
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> Once again…. don't mess with seniors.
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> ooroo
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