[BITList] Aussie biker

[John Feltham]

Some very good ones keep on coming around….


From a correspondent…




A man on his Harley was riding along a Victorian beach road when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and God spoke down to him in a booming voice, "Because you have tried to be faithful  to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Tasmania so I can ride over anytime I want."

God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of Bass Straight and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your  desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says  nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

God replied: “Do you want two or four lanes on the bridge?”