[BITList] Nuts from Scotland

[John Feltham]

From a correspondent…

 
 
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.

A sign  read: 'Don't miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'.
 
The salesman bought a  ticket and sat down.

There,  on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.  Standing  next to it was an old Scotsman.

Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all  three walnuts with three mighty swings!

The  crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the  shoulders of the crowd.

Ten  years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded poster for the same circus and the same sign
'Don't miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'.

He  couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his  act!

He  bought a ticket.  Again, the centre ring was illuminated.

This  time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the  table.

The  Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the  coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The  crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.

'You're  incredible!' he told the Scotsman.  'But I have to knowSomething.  You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?’

'Well  laddie,' said the Scot, 'Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be.'
 
Strong Scottish willy , must be nurtured by haggis, neeps and tatties  and washed down with good old Uisge Beatha !!!!!



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