[BITList] Medical Benefits Question

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>>> Dear Sirs,
>>>
>>> *I have a very complicated Benefits Question:
>>> *
>>>
>>> Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old 
>>> daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a 
>>> number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.  My 
>>> father eventually married her without my authorization.
>>>
>>> As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my 
>>> father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and 
>>> my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I 
>>> am the husband of my step-daughter's mother. This boy is also my 
>>> brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a 
>>> grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. 
>>> Therefore, it appears that I  am also my wife's grandchild.
>>>
>>> A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who 
>>> became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, 
>>> and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through 
>>> my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become 
>>> my own grandfather. In light of the above mentioned, I would like to 
>>> know the following:
>>>
>>> Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my 
>>> step-mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving 
>>> childcare benefits?
>>>
>>>
>>> Sincerely yours,
>>>
>>> Mohammed
>>>
>>>
>>> *THE  ANSWER:
>>> *
>>>
>>> Of course you qualify Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing 
>>> cheques to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in Australia.
>>>
>>> Welcome!
>>>
>>>        Immigration Department - Canberra
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>


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