[BITList] Beer !

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>     Lotta truth here!
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>         *Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I
>         drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
>         about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and
>         dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work
>         and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to
>         drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
>         and worry about my liver."*
>
>                         */Babe Ruth/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
>                         When they wake up in the morning, that's as
>                         good as they're going to feel all day."*
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>                         */Winston Churchill/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *"When I read about the evils of drinking
>                         after golfing I gave up reading."*
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>                         */Paul Horning/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
>                         Coincidence? I think not."*
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>                         */H. L. Mencken/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get
>                         drunk, we fall asleep.*
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>                         *When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When
>                         we commit no sin,*
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>                         *we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and
>                         go to heaven!"*
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>                         *George Bernard Shaw*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us
>                         to be happy."*
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>                         */Benjamin Franklin/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *"Without question, the greatest invention in
>                         the history of mankind is beer.*
>
>                         *Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a
>                         fine invention, but the wheel does not go
>                         nearly as well with pizza."*
>
>                         */Dave Barry/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000
>                         B.C.!*
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>                         */W. C. Fields/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.**
>                         /Professor Irwin Corey/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support
>                         Group. Salvation in a can!*
>
>                         */Leo Durocher/*
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>                         *http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png*
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>                         *One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his
>                         buddy, Norm Peterson:*
>
>                         *"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd
>                         of buffalo can only move as fast as the
>                         slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,
>                         it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back
>                         that are killed first.This natural selection
>                         is good for the herd as a whole, because the
>                         general speed and health of the whole group
>                         keeps improving by the regular killing of the
>                         weakest members!  In much the same way, the
>                         human brain can only operate as fast as the
>                         slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
>                         alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
>                         naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
>                         brain cells first. In this way, regular
>                         consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
>                         brain cells, making the brain a faster and
>                         more efficient machine! That's why you always
>                         feel smarter after a few beers.*
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