[BITList] God's Plan for Ageing

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God's Plan for Ageing
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> *Most seniors never get enough exercise. In is wisdom God decreed that 
> seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their 
> glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God 
> looked down and saw that it was good.**
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> *Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors 
> lose co-ordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, 
> reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.**
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> *Then God considered the function of bladders and decided 
> seniors****would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips 
> to the****bathroom, thus providing more exercise.  God looked down and 
> saw that****it was good.**
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> *So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember 
> it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even though you 
> mutter under your breath.*
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> *Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older****
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> *#9  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.**
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> *#8  Life is sexually transmitted*.
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> *#7  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can 
> die.**
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> *#6   Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't 
> tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.**
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> *#5  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person 
> to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe 
> years.**
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> *#4  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the 
> hospital, dying of nothing.**
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> *#3  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no 
> attention to criticism.**
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> *#2  In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the 
> world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.**
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> *#1  Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be 
> a burning issue tomorrow.****
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> *Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.*
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