[BITList] Todays Smile

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>     A bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you
>     want the winner of the next race?"
>     Paddy replies "No tanks, I've only got a small garden."
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>     Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to
>     the police station.
>     Mick "What if one explodes before we get there?"
>     Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!"
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>     A coach load of paddys on a mystery tour decided to run a
>     sweepstake to guess where they were going.  The driver won.
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>     Paddy's racing snail is not winning races anymore. So he decided
>     to take it's shell off to reduce it's weight and make him more
>     aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made him more sluggish.
>
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>     Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it. He phones
>     the police and says "Bejesas I've just found a sandwich dat looks
>     like a bomb."
>     The operator asks, "Is it tickin?, Paddy says "No I tink it's beef"
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>     Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're
>     making love to your wife.The whole street was watching and
>     laughing at you yesterday."
>     Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them because I wasn't even at home
>     yesterday."
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>     Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in
>     front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?"
>     Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the
>     bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to
>     a tractor."
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>     The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50
>     million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill
>     for their own oil.
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>     Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm
>     going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and
>     Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got
>     pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."
>     Mick asks, "So what are you going to do this year?."
>     Paddy replies, " I'll take her with me!"
>
>     Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"
>     Mick says "Let's hope it's not Friday the 13th."
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>     Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find
>     the shampoo?"
>     Paddy says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
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