[BITList] Fwd: LAWYERS

[michael J Feltham]

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>> A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement
>> was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home.
>> But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
>> When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they
>> felt that the children would destroy the place.
>> He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie
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>> We all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.
>> So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
>> He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
>> He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked:
>> "How many children do you have?
>> He answered: "Twelve."
>> The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
>> The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered
>> “They're in the cemetery with their mother."
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>> MORAL: It's not necessary to lie,
>> one only has to choose the right words…
>> and don't forget, most politicians are unfortunately lawyers.
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