[BITList] Weekender

[John Feltham]

Good ones keep on coming around…


Lost Another Pen?

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to fill out a deposit and sign her cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realises her mistake, she looks at the teller, and without missing a beat, says, “Well, that’s great….that’s just great……….some arseholes' got my pen!”




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