[BITList] Fwd: Ten Great Tips for 2017
michael J Feltham
ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Wed Jan 18 09:51:47 GMT 2017
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>>>>>> Ten Great Tips For your year ahead
>>>>>> 1. Stay out of trouble.
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>>>>>> 2. Aim for greater heights.
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>>>>>> 3. Stay focused on your job.
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>>>>>> 4. Exercise to maintain good health.
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>>>>>> 5. Practice team work.
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>>>>>> 6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time trusting others.
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>>>>>> 7. Save for rainy days.
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>>>>>> 8. Rest and relax.
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>>>>>> 9. Always take time to smile.
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>>>>>> AND
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>>>>>> 10. Realize that nothing is impossible.
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>>>>>> This should make you smile:
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>>>>>> SERENITY
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
>>>>>> 'How old was your husband?'
>>>>>> '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
>>>>>> 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
>>>>>> She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
>>>>>> 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked.
>>>>>> She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs.
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>>>>>> I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
>>>>>> New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
>>>>>> I'm half blind,
>>>>>> Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
>>>>>> Take 40 different medications that
>>>>>> Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
>>>>>> Have bouts with dementia ..
>>>>>> Have poor circulation;
>>>>>> Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
>>>>>> Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
>>>>>> Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
>>>>>> I still have my driver's license.
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>>>>>> I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
>>>>>> So I got my doctor's permission to
>>>>>> Join a fitness club and start exercising.
>>>>>> I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
>>>>>> I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
>>>>>> By the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.
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>>>>>> My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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>>>>>> Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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>>>>>> It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
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>>>>>> These days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says,
>>>>>> ' For fast relief .'
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>>>>>> THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people
>>>>>> I never liked anyway,
>>>>>> The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
>>>>>> The eyesight to tell the difference.
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>>>>>> Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others. Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Always Remember This:
>>>>>> You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
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>>>>>> You grow old because you stop laughing!!!
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>>>>>>
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