[BITList] Fwd: Golf Cart Troubles......

[michael J Feltham]

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>> Subject: Golf Cart Troubles......
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>> One day on the golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart. 
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>> A very attractive woman, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise, came out onto her balcony and called out to him, Hey, are you okay?
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>> I'm fine, thanks," he replied after crawling out from under the cart.
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>> "You look frazzled, the woman said, Come up to my villa for a drink and I will help you get the cart up afterwards."
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>> "That's mighty nice of you," he answered, But I don't think my wife would like that."
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>> "Oh, come on, " the woman, a gorgeous brunette in a sexy bikini, insisted. I can see you've cut your head. It could be serious. Let me take care of that right away. I'm a nurse.
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>> She was very persuasive....and he was weak.
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>> "Well okay," he agreed, but added, "But my wife won't like it."
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>> After she bandaged his wound, she gave him a most welcome brandy. They talked a little about golf and he discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap. When he confessed to a weakness in his putting, she gave him a putting lesson holding him close and intimately as she did so.
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>> Finally he confessed, "I feel a lot better now, but I had better get going. I know my wife is going to be really upset with me being here with you."
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>> "Don't be silly! the woman said with a smile, She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
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>> "Under the cart," he replied.
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