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>> *Can someone help me out.*
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>> **
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>> It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated,
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>> and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still 
>> associate with me regardless of what I've become.
>>
>> The following is a recap of my current identity:
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>> I was born a white male which makes me a racist.
>>
>> It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I 
>> want to thank those of you who are brave
>>
>> enough to still associate with me regardless of what I've become.
>>
>> I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
>>
>> I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
>>
>> I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and 
>> anally of big business.
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>> I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
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>> I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.
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>> I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main 
>> streammedia tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
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>> I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive English culture, 
>> whichmakes me a xenophobe.
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>> I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate 
>> thepolice and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
>>
>> I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according 
>> toeach individual's merits, which makes me anti-socialist.
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>> I acquired a good education without student loans and no debt 
>> atgraduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
>>
>> I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland by 
>> allcitizens, which makes me a militarist.
>>
>> **
>>
>> *Please help me come to terms with this, because I'm not sure who I 
>> am anymore!*
>>
>> **
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