[BITList] Bob Hope

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        *On his death bed they asked him where he wanted to be buried.
        His answer was, "Surprise me."*
        *Do you remember Bob Hope? You'll enjoy this.**
        *
        cid:X.MA1.1484005445 at aol.com*
        I had forgotten that he lived to be 100, and also didn't realize
        it has been over 13 years since he died.
        Always enjoyed him, his movies, and his show. He touched a lot
        of lives during his life.
        Thought you might enjoy a bit of memory touching. Enjoy and
        recall a neat comedian.
        ______________________________ ____________*
        *BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN*
        *For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your
        Grandparents and thanks for the memories. WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL.**
        *
        cid:X.MA2.1484005445 at aol.com


        *
        I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART.
        This is a tribute to a man who DID make a difference.**
        *
        cid:X.MA3.1484005445 at aol.com*
        ON TURNING 70**
        'I still chase women, but only downhill.' *
        *ON TURNING 80**
        'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs
        pressing.'*
        *ON TURNING 90**
        'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the
        cake.' *
        *ON TURNING 100**
        'I don't feel old. In fact,****I don't feel anything until noon.
        Then it's time for my nap.' *
        *ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING**
        'I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.'*
        *ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR**
        'Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's called at my home,
        'Passover.'*
        *ON GOLF**
        'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green
        fees.'*
        *ON PRESIDENTS**
        'I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.'*
        *ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR**
        HIS CAREER**
        'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother,
        Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.'*
        *ON RECEIVING THE**
        CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL**
        'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of
        character to fight it.'*
        *ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY**
        'Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw
        on another brother.' *
        *ON HIS SIX BROTHERS**
        'That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.' *
        *ON HIS EARLY FAILURES**
        'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff
        the audience threw at me.' *
        *ON GOING TO HEAVEN**
        'I've done benefits for ALL religions.
        I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.' *
        cid:X.MA4.1484005445 at aol.com*
        ***


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