[BITList] Fwd: New age SEENAGER

[michael J Feltham]

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>> Seenager
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>> I just discovered my age group!  I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) 
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>> I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later. 
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>> I don't have to go to school or work. 
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>> I get an allowance every month. 
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>> I have my own pad. 
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>> I don't have a curfew. 
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>> I have a driver's license and my own car. 
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>> I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.  I like the wine store best. 
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>> The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared? 
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>> And I don't have acne. 
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>> Life is Good!  Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager. 
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>> Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. 
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>> People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. 
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>> Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. 
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>> Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. 
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>> It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise. 
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>> SO THERE!! 
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>> I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names. 
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>> So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too. 
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