[BITList] Fwd: Bob and the Blonde

Michael Feltham ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Tue Dec 26 08:25:02 GMT 2017




Begin forwarded message:

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> From a correspondent…
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> Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
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> The 10 PM news was coming on.  The news crew was covering the story  of a man on the ledge of a large building  preparing to jump  
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> The blonde looked at Bob and said,  "Do you think he'll jump?"
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> Bob said,  "You know, I bet he'll jump."
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> The blonde replied,  "Well, I bet he won't."
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> Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,  "You're on!"
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> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
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> The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
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> Bob replied,  "I can't take your money.  I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,  so I knew he would jump."
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> The blonde replied,  "I did, too,  but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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> Bob took the money !




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