[BITList] Fwd: True Stories:

[michael J Feltham]

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>>>>> Romantic Dinner
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>>>>> A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a restaurant.
>>>>> They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
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>>>>> The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly 
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>>>>> sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead. 
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>>>>>  The waitress, thinking this behaviour a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners,
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>>>>> went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: "Pardon me, but I think your wife 
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>>>>> just slid under the table."
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>>>>> The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't ..........she just walked in.”
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>>>>>> The Innkeeper's Wife.
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>>>>>> A homeless man is travelling down a country road, tired and hungry, when he comes across a pub called the "George and the Dragon."
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>>>>>> Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.
>>>>>> The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window.
>>>>>> "Could I have some food?" he asks.
>>>>>> The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, "No!"
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>>>>>> "Any chance of a pint of ale then?"
>>>>>> "No!" she says again.
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>>>>>> "Could I at least sleep in your barn?"
>>>>>> "No!" By this time, she was shouting.
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>>>>>> The down-and-out says, "OK Then Might I please...?"
>>>>>> "What now?" the woman shouts impatiently.
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>>>>>> "Might I please have a word with George?
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