[BITList] Fwd: British Humour - Reaction to Horse Meat in Tesco's Hamburgers

[michael J Feltham]

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>> In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home-cook burgers. 
>> Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are “small amounts” of horse meat in their burgers. 
>> Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK. 
>> Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers'  contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet …
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>> I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.....  I guess Tesco just listened!
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>> Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
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>> Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
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>> Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had £5 each way!
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>> Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ... I still have a bit between my teeth.
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>> A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
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>> Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.
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>> "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF".
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>> Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
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>> Said to the missus, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots...."
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>> "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....
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>> A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?" Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"
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>> I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
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>> These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....
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>> Talk about flogging a dead horse
>>>>> English Wit.......
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