[BITList] Fwd: O Canada, sung by an American

[michael J Feltham]

> 
> 
> 
>>>>>> Sex in the Dark
>>>>>> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
>>>>>> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
>>>>>> light.
>>>>>> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>>>>>> She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while
>>>>>> they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
>>>>>> on the lights.
>>>>>> She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
>>>>>> pleasure device... a vibrator!
>>>>>> Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>>>>>> She went completely ballistic.
>>>>>> 'You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all
>>>>>> of these years?
>>>>>> You better explain yourself!'
>>>>>> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>>>>>> 'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'
>>>>>>  
>>>>>> 
>>> 
>>>>>> 
> 
> 
>>> 
> 
>> Begin forwarded message:
>>>>  
>>>> Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always
>>>>  
>>>> yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone!"
>>>>  
>>>> One day, Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing.
>>>>  
>>>> The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son was simply a
>>>>  
>>>> disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a
>>>>  
>>>> stupid boy in her entire teaching career.
>>>>  
>>>> The mother was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son
>>>>  
>>>> from school and moved out of London, and relocated to Birmingham.
>>>> 
>>>> Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost
>>>>  
>>>> incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have
>>>>  
>>>> open heart surgery, but there was only one surgeon in Britain who
>>>>  
>>>> could perform the operation and he was located at the Birmingham
>>>>  
>>>> Clinic. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the
>>>>  
>>>> operation, which was successful.
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>> When she came round after surgery she saw a handsome young
>>>>  
>>>> doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not
>>>>  
>>>> talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell
>>>>  
>>>> him something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering
>>>>  
>>>> what could possibly have gone wrong so suddenly.
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>> Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the
>>>>  
>>>> Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to
>>>>  
>>>> connect his vacuum cleaner.
>>>>  
>>>> If you thought for one moment that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon,
>>>>  
>>>> there is a high likelihood that you voted for Donald Trump or Justin Trudeau.
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>>>  
>>> 
> 
> 
> 

-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20171206/68228d47/attachment-0002.html>
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: O Canada21.mp4
Type: video/mp4
Size: 6587611 bytes
Desc: not available
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20171206/68228d47/attachment-0001.mp4>
-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20171206/68228d47/attachment-0003.html>