[BITList] WHEN YOU FEEL STUPID, READ THIS

[FA]

>>>                                             If you ever feel a
>>>                                             little bit stupid, just
>>>                                             dig this up and read it
>>>                                             again; you'll begin to
>>>                                             think you're a genius..
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             (On September 17, 1994,
>>>                                             Alabama's Heather
>>>                                             Whitestone was selected
>>>                                             as Miss America 1995.)
>>>
>>>                                             Question: If you could
>>>                                             live forever, would you
>>>                                             and why?
>>>
>>>                                             Answer: "I would not
>>>                                             live forever, because we
>>>                                             should not live forever,
>>>                                             because if we were
>>>                                             supposed to live
>>>                                             forever, then we would
>>>                                             live forever, but we
>>>                                             cannot live forever,
>>>                                             which is why I would not
>>>                                             live forever,"
>>>
>>>                                             --Miss Alabama in the
>>>                                             1994 Miss USA  contest.
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "Whenever I watch TV and
>>>                                             see those poor starving
>>>                                             kids all over the world,
>>>                                             I can't help but cry. I
>>>                                             mean I'd love to be
>>>                                             skinny like that, but
>>>                                             not with all those flies
>>>                                             and death and stuff."
>>>
>>>                                             --Mariah Carey
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "Smoking kills. If
>>>                                             you're killed, you've
>>>                                             lost a very important
>>>                                             part of your life,"
>>>
>>>                                             -- Brooke Shields,
>>>                                             during an interview to
>>>                                             become spokesperson for
>>>                                             federal anti-smoking
>>>                                             campaign
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "I've never had major
>>>                                             knee surgery on any
>>>                                             other part of my body,"
>>>
>>>                                             --Winston Bennett, 
>>>                                             University of  Kentucky
>>>                                             basketball forward.
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "Outside of the
>>>                                             killings, Washington has
>>>                                             one of the lowest crime
>>>                                             rates in the country,"
>>>
>>>                                             --Mayor Marion Barry, 
>>>                                             Washington ,  DC  .
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "That lowdown scoundrel
>>>                                             deserves to be kicked to
>>>                                             death by a jackass, and
>>>                                             I'm just the one to do it,"
>>>
>>>                                             --A congressional
>>>                                             candidate in Texas  ..
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "Half this game is
>>>                                             ninety percent mental."
>>>
>>>                                             --Philadelphia Phillies
>>>                                             manager, Danny Ozark
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "It isn't pollution
>>>                                             that's harming the
>>>                                             environment. It's the
>>>                                             impurities in our air
>>>                                             and water that are doing
>>>                                             it.."
>>>
>>>                                             --Al Gore, Vice President
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "I love  California  . I
>>>                                             practically grew up in
>>>                                             Phoenix  ."
>>>
>>>                                             -- Dan Quayle
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "We've got to pause and
>>>                                             ask ourselves: How much
>>>                                             clean air do we need?"
>>>
>>>                                             --Lee Iacocca
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "The word "genius" isn't
>>>                                             applicable in football.
>>>                                             A genius is a guy like
>>>                                             Norman Einstein."
>>>
>>>                                             --Joe Theisman, NFL
>>>                                             football quarterback &
>>>                                             sports analyst.
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "We don't necessarily
>>>                                             discriminate. We simply
>>>                                             exclude certain types of
>>>                                             people."
>>>
>>>                                             -- Colonel Gerald
>>>                                             Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "Your food stamps will
>>>                                             be stopped effective
>>>                                             March 1992 because we
>>>                                             received notice that you
>>>                                             passed away. May God
>>>                                             bless you. You may
>>>                                             reapply if there is a
>>>                                             change in your
>>>                                             circumstances."
>>>
>>>                                             --Department of Social
>>>                                             Services, Greenville ,
>>>                                             South Carolina
>>>
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>>>
>>>                                             "Traditionally, most of
>>>                                             Australia 's imports
>>>                                             come from overseas."
>>>
>>>                                             --Keppel Enderbery
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             "If somebody has a bad
>>>                                             heart, they can plug
>>>                                             this jack in at night as
>>>                                             they go to bed and it
>>>                                             will monitor their heart
>>>                                             throughout the night.
>>>                                             And the next morning,
>>>                                             when they wake up dead,
>>>                                             there'll be a record."
>>>
>>>                                             -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC
>>>                                             Chairman
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>                                             Feeling smarter yet?
>>>
>>>
>>>                                             Send it on to
>>>
>>>                                             Your brilliant friends.
>>>
>>>                                             I just did !!
>>>
>>>
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