[BITList] A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

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>>     */A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
>>     subject,
>>     and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made
>>     for the ice.
>>     After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a
>>     circular
>>     cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
>>     /*
>>
>>     */"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
>>     /*
>>
>>     */Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a
>>     thermos of
>>     cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the
>>     heavens
>>     the voice bellowed,
>>     /*
>>
>>
>>     */"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
>>     /*
>>
>>     */The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite
>>     end of
>>     the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut
>>     her hole.
>>     The voice came once more,
>>     /*
>>
>>     */"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
>>     /*
>>     */She stopped, looked skyward! and said,
>>     /*
>>
>>     *"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
>>     *
>>
>>
>>     */The voice replied,/**/"NO!!!/*
>>
>>     */THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!"/*
>>
> Regards
> John and Poppy Hallworth
> 0438 949 257
> jhallworth at bigpond.com <mailto:jhallworth at bigpond.com>


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