[BITList] Fwd: JOKE

[michael J Feltham]

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>> Subject: NY Art Collection
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>> A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, “So listen, Fred, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
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>> The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”
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>> The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right.”
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>> Fred replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
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>> The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
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