[BITList] 30 Actual Sentences Found In Patients Hospital Charts.

[michael J Feltham]

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>  no surprises in this -   hospitals familiar with similar recordings
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> 30 Actual Sentences Found In Patients Hospital Charts.
> 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
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> 2. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
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> 3. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.
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> 4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
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> 5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
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> 6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
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> 7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
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> 8. The patient refused autopsy.
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> 9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
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> 10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
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> 11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
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> 12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
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> 13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
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> 14. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
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> 15. She is numb from her toes down.
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> 16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
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> 17. The skin was moist and dry.
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> 18. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
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> 19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
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> 20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
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> 21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
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> 22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
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> 23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
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> 24. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
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> 25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
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> 26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.
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> 27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
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> 28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
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> 29. Patient was seen in consultation by DR. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
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> 30. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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