[BITList] Fw: Riding A Bike

[John Davison]

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        Riding a Bike 

        A  Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the  Congo,  and was leaving his Mission  in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a  walk in the forest.

         

        He points to a tree and says to  the chief, "This is a tree."  The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

         

        The Priest is pleased with the  response. They walk a little further and he points to a  rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief  looks and grunts, "Rock."

         

        The Priest was really  getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a  rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual  activity.

         

        The Priest is really flustered and quickly  responds, "Man riding a bike."

         

        The chief looks at the  couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.

         

        The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the  chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to  be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he  kill these people in cold blood that way?

         

        The chief  replied, "My bike."

         

            ENJOY YOUR DAY and remember to keep off the roads when riding somebody else's bicycle.

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         

         
       
              
       
             
        
       
         
        
        
       
         

   

     

         

   

   

   

   

   

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