[BITList] Simply Genius

[John Feltham]

This is from my friend in Huston
SIMPLY GENIUS!


 
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
 
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are watching my house 24/7.
 
NEVER felt safer.  And I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge. Plus, I bought burkas to wear when I shop or travel.  Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If anyone should say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
 

  Safe at last.
 




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