[BITList] Ain't this the truth?

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>>>     *God's Plan For Aging*
>>>
>>>         Most seniors never get enough exercise.  In His wisdom, God
>>>         decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to
>>>         search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing
>>>         more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
>>>
>>>         Then God saw there was another need.   In His wisdom, He
>>>         made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things
>>>         requiring them to bend, reach & stretch.  And God looked
>>>         down and saw that it was good.
>>>
>>>         Then God considered the function of bladders and decided
>>>         seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more
>>>         trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.  God
>>>         looked down and saw that it was good.
>>>
>>>         So, if you find as you age, you are getting up and down
>>>         more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best
>>>         interest even though you mutter under your breath.
>>>
>>>         *Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older*
>>>
>>>         9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
>>>
>>>         8. Life is sexually transmitted.
>>>
>>>         7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
>>>         one can die.
>>>
>>>         6. Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and
>>>         they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes,
>>>         make him a sandwich.
>>>
>>>         5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach
>>>         a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
>>>         weeks, months, maybe years.
>>>
>>>         4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
>>>         the hospital, dying of nothing.
>>>
>>>         3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
>>>         no attention to criticism.
>>>
>>>         2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. 
>>>         Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it
>>>         normal.
>>>
>>>         1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do
>>>         today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
>>>
>>>         Please share this wisdom with others while I go to theloo.
>>>
>>>

	
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