[BITList] Fwd: Surgeons conversation

[Michael Feltham]

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> > Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients 
> > to operate on.
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> > The first surgeon, from Brisbane, says, 'I like to see accountants on my 
> > operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is 
> > numbered.'
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> > The second, from Adelaide, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try 
> > electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
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> > The third surgeon, from Perth, says, 'No, I really think librarians are 
> > the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
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> > The fourth surgeon, from Melbourne chimes in:  'You know, I like 
> > construction workers.  Those guys always understand when you have a few 
> > parts left over.'
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> > But the fifth surgeon, from Canberra shut them all up when he 
> > observed:  'You're all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on. 
> > There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head 
> > and the ass are interchangeable.'
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> > How can you argue with that?
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