[BITList] Irish Divorce
Michael Feltham
ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Fri Oct 28 22:00:19 BST 2016
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> Irish Divorce...
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> The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
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> "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.
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> "What happened?"
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> "I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip."
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> "I get home...And guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed!"
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> "This is unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
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> "Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing!"
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> "There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
> Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
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> "Paddy, there I told you there must be a simple explanation............
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> She never got your e-mail"
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