[BITList] Free Kittens

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>         *A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk
>         in front of Trump Tower. **
>         *Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
>         creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.*
>         *
>
>         *Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside
>         her.****Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.*
>
>         *"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama.**
>         **What do you have in the basket?" he asked.*
>
>         *"Kittens," little Suzy said.*
>
>         *"How old are they?" asked Obama.*
>
>         *Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open
>         yet."*
>
>         *"And what kind of kittens are they?"*
>
>         *"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.*
>
>         *Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he
>         called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the
>         kittens.*
>
>         *Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the
>         president should return the next day;
>         and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about
>         her discerning kittens.*
>
>         *So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with
>         her basket of "FREE KITTENS,"
>         when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans
>         from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.*
>
>         *Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama
>         got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.*
>
>         *"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all
>         my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."*
>
>         *"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."*
>
>         *Taken by surprise, the president stammered,
>         "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."*
>
>         *Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.*
>
>         *
>         **But today, they have their eyes open."*
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