[BITList] What is butt dust?

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    *What Is Butt****Dust??**
    **
    What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? What do you do or say, when an
    innocent child asks you something so innocent and they are so
    serious? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be
    original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
    **
    JACK (age 3)****was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
    sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one
    for hot and one for cold milk?**' *

    *
    STEVEN (age 3)****hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you
    so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
    window.'
    **
    **BRITTANY (age 4)****had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She
    tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
    frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd
    have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl
    asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
    **
    **SUSAN (age 4)****was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
    'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my
    teeth cough.'
    **
    **DJ (age 4)****stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much
    do I cost?'
    **
    **CLINTON (age 5)**was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom
    asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll
    happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
    **
    **MARC (age 4)**was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
    and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he
    asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
    **
    **TAMMY****(age 4)**was with her mother when they met an elderly,
    rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while
    and then asked, *

    *'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
    **
    **JAMES (age 4)****was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
    'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the
    city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.'*

    *Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
    **
    **The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....*

    *This particular Sunday sermon...****'Dear Lord,' the minister
    began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his
    upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust....' *

    *He would have continued but at that moment the very obedient
    daughter who was listening leaned over and asked quite audibly in
    her shrill little four year old girl voice, *

    *'Mom, what is butt dust?'
    **
    Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles...*


    	


    	


    	

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