[BITList] Who said Aussie Rules footballers aren't smart

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                    Who said Aussie Rules footballers aren't smart


                    'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
                    father.'
                    (Shane Wakelin).
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                    'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A
                    genius is a guy like
                    Norman Einstein'
                    (Mick Malthouse - Collingwood).
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                    'I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long
                    it takes.'
                    (Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law
                    studies).
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                    'You guys line up alphabetically by height.' and
                    'You guys pair up in
                    Groups of three, then line up in a circle.'
                    (Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training)..
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                    Brock Maclean ( Melbourne ) on whether he had
                    visited the Pyramids
                    During his visit to Egypt :
                    'I can't really remember the names of the clubs that
                    we went to.'
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                    (THIS IS PRICELESS!!!!)
                    'He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the
                    morning regardless of
                    What time it is.'
                    (Kevin Sheedy on James Hird).
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                    Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games
                    'It's basically the same, just darker.'
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                    Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton 'I told him,
                    'Son, what is it
                    With you. Is it ignorance or apathy?'
                    He said, 'Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'
                    (HYSTERICAL)
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                    Barry Hall ( Sydney ) when asked about the upcoming
                    season:
                    'I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season,
                    whichever comes first.'
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                    'Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few
                    weeks ago'
                    (Dermott Brereton).
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                    'Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a
                    calculator.'
                    (Mark Williams).
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                    At least this one could have been ironic?
                    'We actually got the winning goal three minutes from
                    the end but then
                    They scored.'
                    (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles).
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                    'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
                    of my body.'
                    (Luke Darcy).
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                    'That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one
                    before it which
                    Was identical.'
                    (Dermott Brereton).
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                    'Sure there have been injuries and deaths in
                    football - but none of
                    Them serious.'
                    (Adrian Anderson).
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                    'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
                    expect the same
                    Thing again.
                    (Andrew Demetriou).
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                    'I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best
                    centreman in the AFL but
                    There are none better.' (Dermott Brereton).
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                    'I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to
                    break the habit of a
                    Lifetime for that prat.' (Terry Wallace).
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                    Garry Lyon : 'Have you ever thought of writing your
                    autobiography?'
                    David Swartz: 'On what?'
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                    'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.'
                    (Dermott Brereton).
                    And they also get paid......................a bit of
                    a worry!?!


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