[BITList] Murphy's Law, part 2.

[Michael Feltham]

12. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin' into an envelope for?"
"I'm sending a voice-mail." 
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