[BITList] Toronto surgeons...

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> *Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing 
> difficult*
>
>             *surgeries they had performed over the years...*
>
>             *One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my
>             favourite case, a*
>
>             *concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I
>             reattached them, and 8*
>
>             *months later he performed a private concert for the Queen
>             of England."*
>
>             *The second surgeon said, "That's nothing.... A young man
>             lost an arm and*
>
>             *both legs in an accident; I reattached them, and 2 years
>             later he won a gold*
>
>             *Medal in track and field events in the Olympics"*
>
>             *The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs...Several
>             years ago a man was*
>
>             *high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on
>             into a train*
>
>             *traveling 80 miles an hour... All I had left to work with
>             was the man's*
>
>             *blonde hair and the Horse's ass... I was able to put them
>             together and now*
>
>             *he's running for President of the U.S.A!"*
>
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