[BITList] NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!

[FA]

oldie but might raise a smile or a heckle
frank

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> *NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!*
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> *No one believes seniors . . . Everyone thinks they are senile.*
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> *An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The 
> couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to 
> their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked 
> back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and 
> found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, 
> Sally.*
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> *On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, 
> practically landing at their feet.. Sally quickly picked it up and, 
> not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the 
> money - fifty thousand dollars!*
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> *Jerry said, We've got to give it back.*
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> *Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and 
> hid it in their attic.*
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> *The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood 
> looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did 
> either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?*
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> *Sally said, No.*
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> *Jerry said, Shes lying. She hid it up in the attic.*
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> *Sally said, Don't believe him, hes getting senile*
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> *The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.***
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> *One said: Tell us the story from the beginning.*
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> *Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school 
> yesterday .......*
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> *The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta 
> here!*
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> *TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE*
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> *And Then:*
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> *Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,*
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> *Chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly*
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> *Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she*
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> *Ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."*
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> *Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, 
> "Better think it over ....women like that are hard to find."*
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