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>>>>                 Brian and Jan were 85 years old and had been
>>>>                 married for sixty years. Though they were far from
>>>>                 rich, they managed to get by because they carefully
>>>>                 watched their pennies.
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>>>>                 Though not young, they were both in very good
>>>>                 health, largely due to Jan's insistence on healthy
>>>>                 foods and exercise for the last decade.
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>>>>                 One day, their good health didn't help when they
>>>>                 went on a vacation and their plane crashed, sending
>>>>                 them off to Heaven.
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>>>>                 They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter
>>>>                 escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful
>>>>                 mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a
>>>>                 fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master
>>>>                 bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favourite
>>>>                 clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment
>>>>                 when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your
>>>>                 home now.'
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>>>>                 Brianasked Peter how much all this was going to
>>>>                 cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember,
>>>>                 this is your reward in Heaven.'
>>>>                 Brian looked out the window and right there he saw
>>>>                 a champion-ship golf course, finer and more
>>>>                 beautiful than any ever built on Earth..
>>>>                 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled Brian..
>>>>                 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play
>>>>                 for free, every day.'
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>>>>                 Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish
>>>>                 buffet lunch.
>>>>                 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to Brian. This is
>>>>                 Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'
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>>>>                 Brianlooked around and nervously asked Jan'Well,
>>>>                 where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and
>>>>                 the decaffeinated tea?'
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>>>>                 'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can
>>>>                 eat and drink as much as you like and you will
>>>>                 never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!'
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>>>>                 'No gym to work out at?' said Brian
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>>>>                 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
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>>>>                 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
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>>>>                 'Never again'
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>>>>                 Brianglared at Janand said, 'You and your Bran
>>>>                 Flakes. We could have been here ten years ago!'
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