[BITList] Life in the North West

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> You may have read this already...pretty spot on tho!!!
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> *DIARY OF A POM IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA**
> **August 31**
> **Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in 
> Karratha , Western Australia .**
> **Now this is a town**that knows how to live!
> Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings.
> I watched the sunset from a deckchair by our pool yesterday.
> It was beautiful.
> I've finally found my new home.
> I love it here.
> September 13
> Really heating up now.
> It got to 31 today.
> No problem though.
> Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned car.
> What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this.
> I'm turning into a sun-worshipper - no blasted rain like back in Leeds !!
> September 30
> Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today.
> Lots of palms and rocks.
> No more mowing lawns for me!
> Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
> It's Paradise !
> October 10
> The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week.
> How do people get used to this kind of heat?
> At least today it's windy though.
> Keeps the flies off a bit.
> Acclimatizing is taking longer than we expected.
> October 15
> Fell asleep by the pool yesterday.
> Got third degree burns over 60% of my body.
> Missed three days off work.
> What a dumb thing to do..
> Got to respect the old sun in a climate like this!
> October 20
> - Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I left 
> for work this morning.
> By the time I got back to the car after work, Kitty had died and 
> swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the upholstery.
> The car now smells like Whiskettes and cat shit.
> I've learned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat.
> October 25
> - This wind is a bastard.
> It feels like a giant fucking blow dryer.
> And it's hot as hell!
> The home air conditioner is on the blink and the repair man charged 
> $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order parts from 
> fucking Perth .....The wife & the kids are complaining.
> October 30
> - The temperature's up around 40 and the parts still haven't arrived 
> for the fucking air conditioner.
> House is an oven so we've all been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 
> nights now.
> Bloody $600,000 house and we can't even go inside.
> Why the hell did I ever come here?
> November 4
> Finally got the fucking air-conditioner fixed. It cost $1,500 and gets 
> the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes it 
> feel about 35.
> Stupid repairman.
> Fucking thief.
> November 8
> - If one more smart bastard says 'Hot enough for you today?'
> I'm going to fucking throttle him.
> Fucking heat!
> By the time I get to work, the car radiator is boiling over, my 
> fucking clothes are soaking fucking wet and I smell like baked cat.
> Fucking place is the end of the Earth.
> November 9
> - Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on the 
> black leather upholstery in my car.
> I thought my fucking arse was on fire.
> I lost 2 layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and off 
> my fucking arse.
> Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried arse and baked cat.
> Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
> November 10
> -- The Weather report might as well be a fucking recording..
> Hot and sunny.
> Hot and sunny, Hot and fucking sunny.
> It never fucking changes!
> It's been too hot to do anything for 2 fucking months and the 
> weatherman says it might really warm up next week.
> Fuck!
> November 15
> - Doesn't it ever rain in this damn fucking place?
> Water restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might 
> just dry up and blow into the fucking pool.
> The only things that thrive in this fucking hell-hole are the fucking 
> flies.
> You don't dare open your mouth for fear of swallowing half a dozen of 
> the little bastards!
> November 20
> - Welcome to HELL!
> It got to 45 fuckin' degrees today.
> Now the air conditioner gone in my car.
> The repair man came to fix it and said, 'Hot enough for you today?'
> I wanted to shove the fucking car up his fucking arse.
> Anyway, had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of 
> jail for assaulting the stupid prick.
> Fucking Karratha!
> What kind of sick, demented fucking idiot would want to live here!
> December 1
> - WHAT!!!! The FIRST day of Summer!!!!
> You are fucking kidding me!*
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