[BITList] How old is your father?

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                                Out of the mouths of babes.....

                                Teacher: How old is your father?
                                Kid: He is 6 years.
                                Teacher: What? How is this possible?
                                Kid: He became father only when I was born.
                                Logic!!
                                Children Are Quick and Always Speak
                                Their Minds
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                                TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
                                North America.
                                MARIA: Here it is.
                                TEACHER: Correct.  Now class, who
                                discovered America ?
                                CLASS: Maria.
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                                TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
                                'crocodile?'
                                GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
                                TEACHER: No, that's wrong
                                GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked
                                me how I spell it.
                                (I  Love this child)
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                                TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
                                formula for water?
                                DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
                                TEACHER: What are you talking about?
                                DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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                                TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My
                                Dog' is exactly the same as your
                                brother's.. Did you copy his?
                                CLYDE :        No sir, It's the same dog.
                                (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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                                TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
                                person who keeps on talking when people
                                are no longer interested?
                                HAROLD: A teacher
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                                PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
                                LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!












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