[BITList] "Aussie logic"

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>>> *Australians can see general logic better than most.*
>>> **
>>> A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and 
>>> an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of 
>>> golfers in front of them.
>>> The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes ?  We must have been 
>>> waiting for fifteen minutes !'
>>> The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such 
>>> poor golf !'
>>> The Chinese businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'
>>> The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greenkeeper. Let's 
>>> have a word with him.'
>>> 'Hello, George' Said the Catholic Priest. 'What's wrong with that 
>>> group Ahead of us ?  They're rather slow, aren't they ?'
>>> George the greenkeeper replied, 'Oh, yes.  That's a group of blind 
>>> fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse
>>> from a fire last year,so we always let them play for free any time.'
>>> The group fell silent for a moment.  The Catholic Priest said, 
>>> 'That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
>>> The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea.  I'm going to contact my 
>>> ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for 
>>> them.'
>>> The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the 
>>> fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls.'
>>> The Aussie said, 'Why can't they play at night ?'
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