[BITList] Reactions to latest NHS Proposals

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> *Subject:**Reactions to latest NHS Proposals*
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>                         The British Medical Association has weighed in
>                         on Health Minister, Jeremy Hunt's new health
>                         care proposals.
>                         The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
>                         Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
>                         The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut
>                         feeling about it, but the neurologists thought
>                         the Government had a lot of nerve.
>                         The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring
>                         under a misconception.
>                         Ophthalmologists considered the idea
>                         short-sighted.
>                         Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
>                         while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
>                         The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
>                         madness, while the Radiologists could see
>                         right through it.
>                         The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and
>                         decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
>                         The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and
>                         just wouldn't hear of it.
>                         The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter
>                         pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons
>                         said, "This puts a whole new face on the
>                         matter...."
>                         The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a
>                         gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the
>                         heart to say no.
>                         The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
>                         but the Urologists were pissed off at the
>                         whole idea.
>                         In the end, the Proctologists won, leaving the
>                         entire decision up to the arseholes in
>                         Westminster.
>
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