[BITList] Master card moment!

[FA]

> A husband wakes up with a hangover.
>
> He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water.
>
> He sits down n sees his clothes all clean n pressed.
>
> He takes d aspirin n finds a note "honey, breakfast's on table, i left 
> to buy groceries. Love you"
>
> Totally shocked,he goes to d kitchen 4 breakfast there he finds his 
> son n asks him "Wat hpnd last nite?".
>
> Son says "well u came home. @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all d 
> crockery, puked in d hall n made a mess. Confused d man asks, "then y 
> is everythin in order?"
>
> Son says, "oh! Mom dragged u 2 d room tried 2 take ur clothes off & 
> you said LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!
>
> MORAL:
> self induced hangover-400$
> broken crockery- 1000$
> but saying the right thing when drunk- PRICELESS !!
>
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