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*SHINGLES
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/WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!/

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*/*/Kevin had shingles./*//

*/Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should/*

*/appreciate this!  Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians/*

*/are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Kevin:/*/*

*/*/Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked/*

*/him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down/*

*/his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to/*

*/have a seat./*/*

*/*/Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin/*

*/what he had... Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his/*

*/height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to/*

*/wait in the examining room./*/*

*/*/A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had./*

*/Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test,/*

*/a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to/*

*/take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor./*
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/**/An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently/*

*/in the nude and asked Kevin what he had./*
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/**/Kevin said, 'Shingles.'/*

*/The doctor asked, 'Where?' /*

*/Kevin said:/*

*/'Outside on the truck.... Where do you want me to unload 'em??'/*//


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